double your conversions

WEBSITE COPY

You've got less than 7 seconds to capture a website visitor's attention.

People make split-second decisions, including whether to buy your product or service. 

Let's make it a no-brainer for 'em.  

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How It Works

We don't know each other yet, so you've probably got some questions.

Things like: "How much does it cost?" and "What results can I expect?" or "How long will this take?"

Every project is different, but here's what you can expect...

First, we talk 

A consultation call is the best way to start. Getting to know you and learning your voice is key to success?

Prefer to skip the small talk and get down to brass tacks?

We can do that, too. Send a note and we'll get back to you asap. 

Next, we collaborate and plan

If you thought we were going to say "collaborate and listen," then we know exactly how old you are. 😉


After we determine your needs and the scope of the project, you'll get a custom quote and a delivery deadline. 

Then, you get the goods

We get to work crafting your web copy. Expect us to be in touch with any questions or clarifications, but we'll try to keep the pings to a minimum.


The finished product? A wire-framed document that includes expertly written copy and design suggestions so that you can implement lickety split.

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Why Choose Us?

  • We love copywriting so much, we'd do it for free. Too bad life is so darn expensive. 
  • We are experts at matching your tone. Your website will sound like you - but better. 
  • We've got the formal education, the decades of experience, and the skills to ensure your project is a home run.
  • This isn't just about words. It's also about strategy. Your website copy is going to make your business shine in a way you never thought possible. 

Faqs

What's your guarantee?

You can be 100% confident that you'll have polished, ready-to-publish copy that is consistent with your brand voice and SEO best practices. 

We've been doing this awhile, and we've only had 1 client not 100% thrilled with their copy (and honestly, that person was part robot). 

You also get up to 2 rounds of revisions (up to 5 hours). We've never needed a second round, but you can think of this like insurance. 

I don't think your tone matches my brand.

That's not a question, but we'll answer it anyway.


Full disclosure... we're a bit informal. But when it comes to nailing your brand voice, you can trust us. Pinky promise. 

The beauty of your brand is that it's unique, and we are pros at writing high-converting copy that's consistent with your identity. 


We've worked with the big guys (IBM, Siemens, Expedia), and we also love the mom and pop shops, too. 

why do you want me to schedule a consultation?

Let’s talk about it—most agencies, consultants, and service providers offer a free consultation. So why do I charge for mine?

Because it’s better for both of us.

Free consultations are often rushed, generic, and packed with a sales pitch. The goal? To close a deal, not actually help you.

Mine are different. We’ll dig into your specific challenges, explore solutions, and see if we’re a good fit. If we move forward, that investment is credited toward your first invoice. If we don’t, you’ll still walk away with real value.

And if you truly hate the call? I’ll refund you. Because I’m not a monster. :)

How much does it cost?

The short answer - it depends. 

I don't charge by the word or by the page. 

I don't set my rates by how much I think you can afford to pay (whether that's a lot or a little).

Every project is custom, and it's based on how much time I believe it will take to get things perfect. And yes, I take into account your deadlines, launch schedule, and budget. I'm not a pyschopath, after all. 

Want me to nail it down further? Okay, fair enough. The average range of a project is between $750 - $5,000. 

how long will it take?

I work based on your deadlines. If something is not doable, I'll let you know before we get started so that we have clear expectations from day one. 

If you need it fast - no problem. I don't charge "rush fees." I think that's not cool.

If you're not in a hurry, all good. Just tell me what your schedule is, and I'll work around it. 

LET'S GET IT DONE

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